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My name is dylan hendrick and led zeppelin is the best band in the world. jimi hendrix is my god and my uncle but thats besides the point. ive liked music my whole life just never really thought about being in a band untill one day i was just sittin being cool like normal listen to some zeppelin and i was like WHOA i wanna be in a band... so zak asked me i wanted to make a band with i said yes then jake and mike and i were in a band lookin for a singer and mike can sing he just doesnt wanna but oh well
It was a dark cold night on February 26, 1991. Rain fell on the glass windows of a small hospital in Oshawa, Ontario. A women inside screams with pain. She is giving birth to the future. She is giving birth to Mike Faires. Mike Faires was born in Oshawa. When he was 3 years old, he moved to the most boring place in the world, Plainfield. Mike then discovered there was a place near Plainfield, that wasn't anymore interesting or funner. It was the crappy city of Belleville Ontario. He went to school at Holy Rosary Catholic school, never once leaving. This is where he met future Dirty Birds members, Dylan and Jake. 6 years after that fateful day, Dylan and Jake left to pursue other things while they left Mike there to rot. And rot he did. For the next 4 years he stayed in that school.
Home life wasn't to swell either. Mike's mother, a transexual pirate hooker who worked as a Banking Consultant in Nunavat hardly saw Michael grow up. And Mike never knew his father. This all changed when he decided to run away to find his real father. Along with his magical goat, Franklin, they set offon an amazing adventure to find a Dad. Trouble came when Mike got into a drinking contest with the owner of a Bar in Delaware. His opponant was Ramus Sinclair, a fierce drinker/human who knew not only how a 26th of tequila in 7 seconds, he also knew laws. He knew that if a small boy drinks too much he will fall over. Not this small boy. Mike drank and drank until his eyes turned red and his gut turned yellow. He won the drinking contest. And Ramus was dead. It turns out that Ramus was Mike's father. Mike and Franklin returned home. After comtemplating suicide, he realized that it was September 2004. and School was starting soon. He could meet a bunch of new people...He could meet a will to live. And he Did
Mike came to school. Mike had no friends. Mike met Zak. Zak met mike. Mike decided to teach drums to Zak. Zak wanted to learn drums. Zak called Dylan and asked if he wanted to be in a band. Dylan asked Jake. Jake said yes. Dylan said yes to Zak. Zak aid that they had a gig on June 11th. Mike pissed himself. Zak brought Mike new pants. Zak, Dylan, Jake and Mike played at a party. They kicked ass. They named themselves the Dirty Birds.
Mike is currently 14 years old living in a dump in Plainfield. His magic goat has sadly passed away. He likes watching TV and movies, and listening to music. Heres some stuff about him.
Bands: AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alexisonfire, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Arcade Fire, The Band, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Broken Social Scene, CCR, Cheap Trick, City & Colour, The Clash, Damien Rice, David Bowie, Dire Straits, The Doors, The Eagles, Elliott Smith, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Green Day, The Guess Who, Guns n Roses, Guttermouth, Hot Hot Heat, Jeff Buckley, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Mars Volta, Matthew Good Band, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, The Shins, Simon and Garfunkel, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Sublime, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, The Tragically Hip, The Velvet Underground, Weezer, The Who, Yes, ZZ Top
Mike is full of himself and will do what he is told.
Mike Faires
Zak O'Donnell
My name is Zak O'Donnell and guns n roses is frigan amazing and slash is my hero. I never thought i would be a drummer in a band when i was a wee little boy. The day i decided to take up drums was a cold rainy day in hick town that went by the name of cardinal. When i got back to belleville i told mike of the idea of me playing drums. He immediatly jumped for joy and shit his pants telling me he would teach me and we should be in a band. little did i no mike was a horrible teacher with extremely bad body odour. After that i asked to of my friends jake and dylan a pair of mikes long lost friends that were reunited my me. Ever since that day we have been rockin. But there was always some missing in our music and that was lead vocals. Untilll one day at st.ts mike found a man with a fro that went by the name of Justin. But kicked him out. Now our band is semi-complete and we are ready to fight the forces of evil emo music with our rocking musical powers. That is all i have to say thank you so muchhh!!!
Jake Hendrick
Hi I am Jake, the bands bass player, Im 5'9 and have long shaggy hair that covers my ears and eyes. Im slim, and I sport a six-pack, and have pair of biceps that will blow your mind. Well thats what I look like.
Heres some pointless info you might want to know, I dont like pictures taken of me, I really like fire, and playing with fire balls (bare handed), and fireworks theyre cool too.
I have sick I-pod mini, which never leaves my side. I bike around town with Zak, and then just for a kick we'll climb random buildings throughout the city. I go to Nicholson, I used to play soccer, I was pretty good, I made the rep team every time I tried out, but I didnt like the other players so I said screw them, and now Im not on a team anymore.
I never really even liked music tell like 5 months before we started the band, never listened to it or had a favorite band or anything, but one day I just woke up and was like hey Im going to play bass and then I did, there was no big inspiration. My favorite song would be A Land Down Under by Men At Work and Poison by Alice Couper. My favorite mouvies are Brave Heart and Gladiator followed up by Detroit Rock City. If I had to pick a quote that I live my life by it would be Death smiles upon us all, theres nothing to do but smile back, it basically means Im carefree and couldnt give two shitts if I die or not. I dont believe in God, its pure bullshitt, I dont have a religion, Im a total atheist, many priests have tried to turn me into a catholic, but instead I stumped them with my own crap about why god is fake. Im usually a nice guy, but pretty shy around strangers. Out of the band Im probably the most mellow or down to earth guy, but at other times I can be a pure visionary.
Anyway that probably everything youll ever need to know about me.
